Romney mania hits Mars
Cnn.com Headlines for the Week of June 25th, 2007
Senate votes to jump-start 1000 suicides
Harry Potter's killer found with kisses over 90% of body
Obama admits sex with Hatshepsut's mummy, addiction to reading
Boy, 7, has complicated phone service plan
No sign of life for Hatsheput's mummy
Obama admits to bong hits with Afghan boy
Video shows pit bull quizzed on immigration
Thousands flee 81 year-old Jesus puppet
U.N. ranking the best bong hits
Complicated personal life causes havoc in pond
Giant boy hits bong, gets bigger
The GOP Immigration War that could make you rich
Egyptologists may have killed Angelina Jolie's giant penguins with healthy recipe additions
U.N.: Jesus' biggest bong may have dwarfed modern versions
In first TV ads Obama slashes wrists, has thousands of bong hits while playing video games
Runaway Obama offers opium, bong hits in Iowa
Obama kills Jesus while playing with iPhone
Poll: Majority support execution of magic gays
Poll majority: McCartny is disabled female mummy
The reality is, teen slaying worth the $1 million wager
Bill Clinton's response to gay Bigfoot kiss: "Big Mistake"
Bigfoot gay kiss not worth the sex change
Obama pulls 81 year old into home, offers the biggest bong hit in the history of Pakistan
Elizabeth Edwards subpoenaed over roid rage, threatens to blast Paris Hilton to smithereens
Eavesdropping couple subpoenaed to smithereens
Decapitated fashion designer faces make-or-break world tour
Mitt Romney videos his canine getting bombed
Spice girls eat boy's face, 7 year-old suffers crushing defeat
Columbian rebels nuke Bush, Garnett to soothe bald eagle
White House rejects God, won't eat Cheerleaders
Researcher suspects Big Foot abused plenty of NBA Draft rejects
Diabetic kicked off white house, now God
Transgendered 7-year old rejects Bush, White house disappointed
Diabetic 7 year old won't eat boy's face
Beheaded Bush aide ill with cancer
Beheaded mummy dead
Hot Texas cheerleader rejects bald diabetic
2 arrested in missing toothpaste case
Study: One-third of Columbian rebels are awesome robots
Supreme Court impregnates cheerleaders to get more Gitmo detainees
Supreme Court to bomb suspect: Stop listening to astronaut's racism
Bush's former girlfriend to make risky trip into Jupiter
