Friday, January 11, 2008

Huckabee to steal awesome drugs, but won't tell you how

Cnn.com headlines from January 11, 2008:

150 miles of slain teens in Michigan a hit. "I just wanted to cheer!" man says

Unknowing GOP debaters chug barf. Huckabee review: "Odd but awesome. Fear not, power-sipping is glorious."

Marion Jones: "A-Z zip suu snoozes for thee barf squacks. You can quote me on that."

Scientists say Iraqis don't fear vacuums, but probably won't marry the gadgets

5 things O.J. probably won't kill this week, you have to search far and wide

Giuliani to ask Iraqis if its ok to forget about the war

Huckabee to steal awesome drugs, but won't tell you how

Twins to marry the children of the body double of each other

Tiny polar bear rockets to Mars to forget about the war

School food fight ends in new era of government on Mars

Giuliani asks staff if it's OK if Hannah Montana is in their dreams