Hillary buys beer, handgun to stop worrying about monster attacks
CNN.com headlines from August 21, 2007:
Hillary buys beer, handgun to stop worrying about monster attacks
Foul-mouthed monster slams Rove in North American trade summit
Unstable Obama smashes into
Jittery Albright: No sex in sight for me
Vick takes plea deal, likely to be buried alive
Obama parties "til you see me as Prez." No sobriety in sight.
Human may stand in building
Unstable Obama: I never cared for Chinese people
