Obama ruins puzzle, Clinton rushes to rebuild

CNN.com Headlines for August 7, 2007:

Livid Edwards punches President Clinton over McDonalds wrapper in bedroom

You think you're drunk? Try taking lessons from a bombed Mayor Bloomberg

Mayor Bloomberg tries to choke eavesdropping 7-year old: 'No rest until you're dead!'

Matt Damon sues flight attendant for 'cowardice’

Obama mocks Russia: "Think you're Ex-Soviet? Try dating a drunk"

7-year old ready to start dating black women

Think you're a 7-year old? After 22 years, no

State rushes to free murderer for "space trip" prank

Obama punches Clinton off bridge: "You're as good as dead."

Scientists debate what Bonds boyfriend is hottest

Stubborn Obama chases kids from chocolate

Hillary tries to choke Obama: "You're a chocolate nightmare"

Scientists: KFC in McDonald's wrapper prank threatens world

Clinton rushes to survey kids on the best admitted murderer in the U.S.

Bombed Bonds chases drunk record

Obama ruins puzzle, Clinton rushes to rebuild

Matt Damon sues Mexico over sweating crisis

Only the Lord knows if Sharpton wants a boyfriend

Clinton pulls no punches in filthy emails; Obama frontal not so massive after all

Marilyn Manson wants filthy Taliban baby cleaned up

Lobbyist still has clout in bombed Taliban village ruins

Girl told father drunk Taliban bombed village after 'good kids' cleaned up house; parents' search for answers not over

Taliban: Chicks, Transformers are sweet

Obama to Hillary: "Baby, you're a filthy girl. You're not a virgin after all." Hillary smiles about the new boyfriend, travels to chocolate city of love.