Obama passes alcohol to Endeavor commander, turns on him, creates chaos on shuttle bridge, says to NASA: "Obama flies alone"

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Obama passes alcohol to Endeavor commander, turns on him, creates chaos on shuttle bridge, says to NASA: "Obama flies alone"

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