Obama may return to Earth with diamonds and a hot Martian woman
CNN.com headlines for August 23, 2007:
Iraqi intelligence officials having more sex than you think
Birth defects lower death risk
Parents reveal Earth to kids
White House sees insanity in the socks of
Bush claims dog can keep Iraqi intelligence secrets
Obama to reveal secrets of having sex: "Forget the socks, kids"
White House claims Bush could outrun Iraqi leader
The best multivitamin to punish your child
Earth doused in gas, set on fire by the cruel insanity of Obama
Tearful Obama struggles with redesigning kitchen
CNN's Amanpour to reveal what's sexy in 110 years
White House: Socks found in clothes dryer
Police dog calls White House to quiz Bush on Nasdaq gains
Iraqi leader calls Bush to use boxed Seinfeld DVD’s
Proposed bill would unlock an avalanche of baggy pants
Study: Edwards may be too sexy for this Earth
Obama to Americans: Please carjack
Toddler describes mad dash to try to outrun crying Obama
Edwards slams Vietnam Vet: Lazy and not so great
Obama may return to Earth with diamonds and a hot Martian woman
Martian king answers Earth critics, slams Paris Hilton
