Help your child outgrow the "cancer" nonsense

CNN.com Headlines for August 20. 2007:

Super-sized cows eat Tom Cruise in church; there were no paparazzi to shoot fate of star

No nonsense bears expected to persist in schoolyard killings

Clinton buys stake in Chinese nonsense

Rove's attacks on Jews not likely to ease credit woes

Help your child outgrow the "cancer" nonsense

Vick has panic attacks: "I thought there were no bears in prison"

Clinton to Jews: Stop worrying about Star Jones and hunt down Seacrest

Clinton spent time in Abu Ghraib: "I wonder why I ever left"

Idol's Seacrest silent on Chinese history, experts saddened

Artificial life loses battle with cancer of the Google

Clinton hit by train, Jews can stop worrying now