Thursday, July 19, 2007

Bush: If we nuke God, how do we fight Harry Potter?

CNN.com Headlines for July 19, 2007

Obama eats nearly $1000 of asbestos in 20-hour standoff with Rowling

Dying Tammy Faye Messner: I caught botulism for Obama

Dying Iraqi's last words: 'Sopranos' ends in murder

John Edwards touches child, psychs out McCain

Restless McCain battling 14,000 chimps in 'dead zone'

Restless legs syndrome reported in the West. What you can do to beat the chaos: Say a prayer

God kicks out son to 'help preserve secrecy'

McCain dies after battling Price is Right host in first round of Mexico's 'Murder Open"

Scores killed in British diplomat's Easy-Bake Oven

McCain straddles John Edwards, hospitalized for restless legs syndrome

McCain, Edwards offer tips for beating kids, battling evolution

Merv Griffin's last words, "Do what you can to kill Steve Jobs, for Apple's top powergeek chokes the American chimps"

John Edwards suspended at camp for suitcase chaos

McCain hospitalized for 'Fickle Warlord Syndrome’

Bush talks about midnight dream: “Trying to be a man, I fake fight Harry Potter on plane, arrest God in Brazil for theft of $1000”

Cozy up to the Mumbai building collapse and lose your legs

Bush: If we nuke God, how do we fight Harry Potter?

Naked Steve Jobs gets pleasures, smiles

Naked candidates won't leave New Hampshire building

'Pecs, legs' McCain's guilty pleasures

McCain, Edwards top candidates for first naked American in space