Clinton calls China 'Earth of the West.' Obama to Hillary: 'Do you really know what the Earth is?' Obama stands by calling Clinton ugly bear molestor

CNN.com headlines for July 26, 2007:

Military producing ugly baby faces

White House makes mockery of Lohan's ugly fat friends

Fat friends sink in swimming pool

Dogfighting dog dies from dogged determination

How to prevent a bear from cheating in dogfighting

9/11 hero scolded by White House as fat and ugly

Obama stands by calling Clinton ugly bear molestor

Do you really know how to make a mockery of disabled kids?

Dem senators want Gonzales to quit swimming in White House pool

Raging Obama heads to White House to make Gonzales drink wastewater

Death is Lohan's best legal move

Cat dies from dogfighting after mix-up

Lohan gets hammered, safeguards Earth from peril

Clinton calls China 'Earth of the West'

Obama to Hillary: Do you really know what the Earth is?

White House fears drunk McCain may return to Earth to make mockery of astronauts

Clinton fears tea parties, heads to Wild West

McCain getting hammered 'like a drunk baby in a ravine'

Obama to get head from dog: 'This may be silly'