Clinton surprised to find ice in tap water: 'Oh, my God... We need help'

CNN.com Headlines for July 27, 2007:

Clinton surprised to find ice in tap water: 'Oh, my God... We need help'

Obama surprised to find himself wedged in Clinton cleavage

Warlords pelt Obama with beef chunks at party


Whoopi Goldberg covered in blood -- oh no!

Report: Lynching overused in London's top hotel

5 of the largest and most useless Whoopi Goldberg surgeries

Revelations of cool Iraqi tea parties rock Earth

Nicole Ritchie sentenced to get slapped with dead kitty for 90 hours

Tea parties may increase psychosis risk

Congress to give boys marijuana before recess

God halts Muslim prayer time: "You boys need help"