Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Sneaky little Oprah tricks U.S., steals control in Iraq

CNN.com Headlines for July 18, 2007

Elizabeth Edwards knocks up Al Qaeda leader

Elizabeth Edwards charged with stealing dog from Dave Chapelle, kills self

Dad tells child cigarettes are cool


When steroids were safe and chimps were ugly

Dad tells daughter's killer of his cool treadmill

Career-killing chimps on steroids: Are we safe?

Child-killing senator has ugly daughter

Canadian suicide bomber wins World Series of Golf

Dad taking daughter to World Series of Ugly Teens

Older senator wins World Series of Suicide

Suicide bomber blamed for golf mistakes

Bottom line: Are we high?

Top career-killing mistakes: suicide

Bernanke says economy to gain steam when cigarettes are $1M and diabetes drugs are blamed for deadly chaos

Obama kills roaches with big guns, Oprah 'disturbed'

Sneaky little Oprah tricks U.S., steals control in Iraq

Obama psychs out terrorists with high-produce diet

Dr. Gupta vows to kill patient with a "crash course in surgery"


Can you beat the wife with varied jabs?

Subtle terrorists kill 8.5 million


Bush sets up Bin Laden's mom with Obama

Obama: Time to spread Bin Laden's trash over Brazil

Obama sets up police line-up, takes out big guns shooting Capitol candidates, and steals control from pilot

Famed Danish polygamist chimps blamed for Obama meltdowns