Obama hides beer, fireworks in mystery room, keeping them safe

Cnn.com Headlines for July 2, 2007

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Obama hides beer, fireworks in mystery room, keeping them safe

Obama says he'll take magician to Hawaii, probe the man's memory and continue to supply him snack food