Giuliani to organize drug smuggling directly to your table

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Bush says Al Qaeda "made of cardboard"

Edwards leaving Carribbean after stabbing talkative toddler over toothpaste tiff

Jury duty excuse: I'm a lawn chair

Al Qaeda en route to New Jersey to oust terrorist toddler

Why some people don't like bus sized squid fossils

Bus-sized racist flies 193 miles, directly to your table to hunt for Amelia Earhart in Guiliani campaign ad

Do voters want Giuliani or death?

Why some people don't like death

Why some racist, homophobic voters like lightning-strike injuries

Woman willingly shows fresh box to Giuliani in campaign ad

Giuliani: Voters want death to Amelia Airheart

Giuliani: Firefighters 'a travesty'

Giuliani to organize drug smuggling directly to your table

Amelia Earhart-sized lawmaker delays lightning strike with selenium supplements

Do voters want man-sized selenium supplements or a gas attack?

Al Qaeda apologizes to Bush over 9/11: 'Not ladylike'

Grinning Bush says "I'm en route to buns of Miss New Jersey. ZZZZZTTTTTT!"

Bush sees toddler kicked off chair, analysis: “ZZZZTTTT!”